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In an attempt to dominate my favorite video game, I have decided to create a box in which to put my hands and controller while playing. Inside the box will be tiny razor blades sticking out of the walls, forcing me to remain still, calm, and collected while playing. In an attempt to make gaming as hard as possible, the box will also weigh significantly more than expected, so that no one can say gaming is easy. And since we all know persistence is the way to perfection, I will be adding an electric lock on a timer, that way, regardless of whether it's good or bad gameplay, I will still be gaining consistent experience, because I won't be able to do anything else. Once construction has been completed and the data recorded, each box can be customized with any game graphics, colors, logo, etc., and then be sold for the unbelievably fair price of only $99.99. Could there be a better gift for a gamer? Say your friend or family member enjoys gaming, but you don't like how when the...